lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no
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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

August  27   ( 1020450 )
  

realrobertpattinson:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

August  22   ( 264034 )
  

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
August  21   ( 426195 )
  
Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
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grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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"I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not."

— My fucked up brain (via ashxma)
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