me: why don’t you just break up with him
friend: because i love him
when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set
my big question is why are we wasting all this money on “health care” and “education” when we could be using it to paint the moon to look like a giant floating boob
reblogging because a crow on a pole outside my window just cawed while bobbing its head a few times
what does that have to do with anything??
it was cool
So at my freshman orientation for college, we had a presentation on sexual assault. The lady who spoke was fantastic, and this was her opening PowerPoint slide. I wish I had gotten the rest of it.