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officialwhitegirls:

me: why don’t you just break up with him

friend: because i love him 

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bioterrors:

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

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theonion:

Man Surrounded By Loved Ones Feels Awkward Being Only Person Dying 

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dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage

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stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

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fartgallery:

d0nn0:

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

my big question is why are we wasting all this money on “health care” and “education” when we could be using it to paint the moon to look like a giant floating boob

reblogging because a crow on a pole outside my window just cawed while bobbing its head a few times

what does that have to do with anything??

it was cool

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sketchavolie:

So at my freshman orientation for college, we had a presentation on sexual assault. The lady who spoke was fantastic, and this was her opening PowerPoint slide. I wish I had gotten the rest of it.

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student: coughs
teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work
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